All Of My Breakdowns Are Nervous Long Sleeve Shirt
About this long sleeve
Sloth Hiking Club design on a Gildan Ultra Cotton unisex long sleeve tee: heavyweight cotton, classic fit, ribbed cuffs. Printed to order. Machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Keep it looking good
Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Skip the bleach and keep the iron off the print.
Shipping & our guarantee
Made to order. Delivery timing varies by destination. We’ll email your tracking link when your order is ready to ship.
Don’t love your clothing for any reason? Contact us within 30 days of the original purchase for a refund. No return needed—donate it or share it with a friend.
I love this shirt! It’s soft, sturdy and comfortable. I bought a size larger than usual because of the unisex cut and it’s perfect (I don’t like a snug fit at the neck). Custom service is a dream! Will definitely be buying more!
Got matching shirts for a big birthday hike. They were a hit on the trail! All the laughs and complements from other hikers. Good quality shirts, true to size, true to color. Would definitely get something from this company again!
It's a really great quality. 100% cotton, heavy duty. I only wish I had gone a size smaller as they run a little bigger than I thought they would, but I've been losing weight and am apparently a size smaller than I thought, so that's on me and not the company.
Super fast delivery! ❣️
Took only 1 week from the time that I ordered to the time that it was delivered to my door.
The quality and material of our shirts are fantastic.
We love the colors!
I miss judged the sizes for our personal wear, so I'm giving them to someone who can fit in them and ordering the right sizes. I am 155 lb and 5'6. I ordered a medium for myself, but I need at least a large maybe an extra large.
These shirts are of high quality. I was so pleased when I tried it on and it was the proper length for my long torso. I will be ordering more. Thank 😊 you.
This is my 6th t-shirt purchase from Sloth Hiking Club. I love them so much! They are so comfortable and wash beautifully. I get compliments on them all the time.
Store owner replied:
Hey,
We're absolutely thrilled to hear how pleased you are with your Roaming Kitty T-Shirt! It's fantastic to know that the cotton quality met your expectations and that the fit is just right, making it a comfortable and stylish choice.
We love creating unique and fun designs that bring joy to our customers, and your feedback truly inspires us to continue this mission.
Thanks again for sharing your wonderful experience, and we can't wait to welcome you back to Sloth Hiking Club for more adventures!
The T-shirt is excellent quality and is very soft. The color is exactly as pictured, and the graphic is printed really nicely. Will buy more!
Dear Sloth Folks -
These three shirts are the ones I asked to be exchanged for smaller sizes. The new ones are perfect, and we are so thankful to you for reprinting and sending them to us for no charge.
Our Sloth shirts (Banjo Bear, the Fox in the Woods, the Bear in the Woods, and another one with the Sun and the Woods - those may not be your descriptions!) are all family favorites. I think for all of us, they are the first shirts we reach for when we come home from work and want instant comfort! I would say that Banjo Bear gets the most comments when we wear them out and about. My husband is a musician, and he has worn Banjo Bear to his gigs and it always elicits comments!
Anyway, thank you so very much for the new shirts - we really appreciate them!
Gail Anglum
Being a bus driver these shirts are fun , comfortable and right up my alley . I absolutely recommend these shirts. They don't shrink after wash . They are very good quality 👌 👏
I am extremely hard on tshirts, and somehow get holes in the front of my belly within a month or two. I'm not big or obese, but apparently the little bit of rubbing I get against the waistband of my leggings is all it takes.
I told The Sloth Hiking Club that I'd give their shirt my Wear-it-and-Wash-It-For-a-Month test, and I'm sharing my results.
The first three shirts you see were 2 months old or less, and all of them have holes, some more noticeable than others. My Sloth tshirt has one eensy, weensy hole after a month of wearing it, but it's microscopic in size in comparison to the others.
This is a heavier-weight material but is soft and comfortable, and of a good quality cotton. You can SEE the difference in my photo. I feel like the Tee held up well to my test, and I just ordered two more.
Thanks Sloth Hiking Club for making a durable, quality Tshirt!
Store owner replied:
Hey,
We are absolutely thrilled to hear that our Out Of Breath T-shirt passed your rigorous "Wear-it-and-Wash-It-For-a-Month test" with flying colors! Your detailed feedback truly highlights the durability and quality we strive for, especially when compared to other shirts in your collection. It's fantastic to know that our heavier-weight, soft cotton is holding up so well.
Your review is a wonderful testament to our commitment to crafting T-shirts that are built to last and provide lasting comfort. We're so pleased you're happy with your purchase and decided to order two more.
Thanks again for your support and for sharing your amazing experience. We hope you enjoy your new shirts just as much!
Enjoying a beautiful hike in Sabino Canyon, Tucson AZ! 🌵
Love this shirt. It’s so cute and comfy. I bought a lg. for a more relaxed fit. The shirts are made well and wash up great. I hang to dry. Have gotten compliments and have been asked to where I purchased it.
I sent an email the day I received the shirt. Turns out it’s not a Comfort Color brand which is THE Only brand I wear. I thought all your shirts were CC. I asked in my email Saturday how can this be corrected. Do I return the shirt? Please advise. FYI I have many CC shirts bought from Happy Plant People and Unseasonally Well. I still have shirts I want to buy from you. Please respond
I am not a fan of tshirts but this one was so cute and matched my hobbies so I thought I would try one. It’s super cute, fits true to size and makes me laugh so I am very happy with it.
It is so peaceful to look at, as well as comfortable to wear. I have a rather extensive collection of Owl 🦉 themed items and was delighted to add this shirt to it
Every tee is printed after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for someone to want it. We’ll email your tracking link when it’s ready to ship.
Made for you, at your pace.
Linda S. in Dancing Mushroom
The 30-day promise
Don’t love it? We’ll make it right.
Contact us within 30 days for a refund, no return needed. Wrong size? We’ll send a new one in your requested size.
Less than 1% of hikers ever use it.
Sarah, size S
Hikers just like you
Someone who loves being outside.
And can laugh at themselves along the way. A bear who needs a minute. A Bigfoot distracted by a flower. An Out Of Breath Hiking Society that sounds a lot like your walking group.
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