10 Reasons You’ve Found Your Kind of Hiking Club

The slow-hiker field guide · By Sloth Hiking Club

10 reasons
you’ve found
your kind of
hiking club.

For the snack packers, scenic-route takers, and people who are absolutely calling that a “photo break.”

Find your kind of tee

A 3-minute read. Take longer if you need a break.

A group of reviewers wear matching purple Out Of Breath T-shirts on a mountain overlook.
ALL PACES
WELCOME
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Patricia’s birthday hike. Matching Out Of Breath tees. Very good company.
Comfort Colors® teesRelaxed, unisex fitFree US shipping $85+
A club for your kind of outside

If “how much farther?”
is your catchphrase, welcome.

Here are ten very good reasons to make room for a new favorite tee.

Out Of Breath T-shirt
01

Your shirt finally gets the joke.

You love being outside. You also love sitting down. From Out Of Breath to Bad Knees, these are tees for the parts of hiking we can all laugh about. Wear your personality right on the front.

Meet the Out Of Breath tee
Close-up of an ivory Sloth Hiking Club Comfort Colors tee on an outdoor chair, showing its cotton texture, stitched collar, neck label and small chest print.
02

Soft enough for the rest of your life, too.

A funny graphic gets your attention. The fabric is what makes you reach for it again. Our Comfort Colors® 1717 tees are made with 100% ring-spun cotton for a soft, substantial feel.

Find your everyday tee
Customer wearing the Take Me To The Mountains tee
03

A fit with room for a snack break.

The relaxed, unisex fit keeps things easy. Wear it loose, tuck the front, or layer it under your favorite flannel. Use the product’s size guide to find your version of comfortable.

Explore colors & sizes
Blowing Wishes T-Shirt
04

Colors that feel like old favorites.

Garment dyeing gives these tees their easygoing, lived-in character. Pick the shade that belongs in your wardrobe, then find a graphic that belongs to your sense of humor.

See Blowing Wishes
Sloth Hiking Club apparel
05

A little nature. A little mischief.

Bigfoot taking a quiet moment. Animals with suspiciously relatable attitudes. A reminder to look around. You can be outdoorsy and have a sense of humor about it.

Wander through Whimsical
More scenery.
Less hurry.
Sloth Hiking Club · All paces welcome
06

No pace requirement. Obviously.

A long hike, a short wander, a lap around the garden. However you get outside, you’re our kind of people. The only personal best we’re chasing is a really good afternoon.

Find your trail uniform
Customer wearing the Bad Knees tee
07

You can wear the punchline anywhere.

These are everyday graphic tees. The trail, the coffee shop, the dog walk, the couch after the dog walk. No summit photo required.

Meet the Bad Knees tee
Out Of Breath and Sunrise Pines tees packed in an olive weekend bag beside a curious dog.
08

The gift that says “I know you.”

For the friend who brings emergency snacks. The partner who stops at every overlook. The sister who says “go on without me.” A tee with their kind of humor makes it personal.

Find their kind of tee
A group of reviewers wear matching purple Out Of Breath T-shirts on a mountain overlook.
09

You’re in very good company.

Birthday hikes. Matching shirts. People getting outside at their own pace. Our favorite part of the club is seeing you make it yours.

Shop the birthday-hike tee
Go slow.
Get outside.
Absolutely no rushing
10

Taking it easy feels pretty good.

No initiation. No training plan. Just a soft tee, a little fresh air, and permission to enjoy the whole way there. Pick the one that makes you think, “Yep. That’s me.”

Find my new favorite
From the club, in real life

Good tees. Great company.

★★★★★
“They were a hit on the trail!”
Patricia C. · Verified buyer
Out Of Breath T-shirt
★★★★★
“These shirts are of high quality.”
Michelle S. · Verified buyer
Funky Peace T-shirt
★★★★★
“We love the colors!”
Christie W. · Verified buyer
Blowing Wishes T-Shirt

Customer review excerpts from Sloth Hiking Club. Find your favorite.

A few club favorites

Find your “that’s so me” tee.

Before you wander off

A few good questions.

What do the tees feel like?

The Comfort Colors® 1717 tees featured here use 100% ring-spun cotton with a soft, garment-dyed feel. The fabric is a substantial 6.1 oz, with a relaxed, unisex fit.

How do I choose my size?

Check the size guide on the product page and compare it with a tee you already love. Available sizes and colors vary by design.

Where do you ship?

We ship within the United States. Shipping is $4.95, with free shipping on orders of $85 or more. Check the product page and checkout for current delivery estimates.

What if something isn’t right?

Contact us within 30 days for help with refunds or sizing. See our refund and sizing policy for the details.

Will my holiday order arrive by Christmas?

Please check the delivery estimate before ordering. This page does not promise a Christmas delivery date.

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